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Courtney Stodden is shooting her reality TV show

It’s been something like two months since Courtney Stodden has graced our blog with her “rillness”, and to be honest, I just kind of assumed she was dead. That sounds super bad, I know, but … have you...

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Kanye and Kim went on vacation with Joe Francis?

Apparently, Kim Kardashian‘s life of doing nothing is so very, very strenuous that she needs to take constant vacations. I mean, can you imagine how exhausting it must be to do nothing while cameras...

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Ryan Lochte’s Mom Keeps It TOO Real

Love & Hip Hop Atlanta trick, K. Michelle (Side note: If I was dyslexic and a drag queen, K. Michelle would be my drag name. No, I'm not dyslexic. You learn something new, I know.), shook her head...

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Yes, Kim Kardashian, we get it …

I swear, every couple of days Kim Kardashian will post a pic of herself in a bikini, then mumble something about, “Look! No Photoshop! Weeeee!” And it’s just like ugh, we get it, not every single one...

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

By popular demand and in "all of us immature bitches need to grow up (no, we don't)" news, here's the flying DONG DONG, the gold medal-winning trampoline jumper from China! GOOOOOOO DONG DONG! My night...

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Olivia Palermo Bikini Pictures Remind Us That We Need to Get A Yacht!

Really, the only thing holding us back from securing our sea-worthy babe magnate is something called our credit rating, which is even lower than our S.A.T. scores, both of which are hovering around...

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Wait. Sofia Vergara’s Pregnant?

Here’s Sofia Vergara filming Modern Family this morning where she’s either wearing a very convincing, early pregnancy prosthetic or now we know why she got engaged to Nick Loeb right after she dumped...

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Justin Bieber threw shade at Prince William

Before we dive into this fully, let’s try and remember something here: Justin Bieber‘s fame is mostly hair-based. No, seriously, he got famous because he looked like a non-threatening lesbian, which...

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Jennifer Lawrence Definitely Works Out And Other News

- Jennifer Aniston as a hooker, anyone? - Chivettes Bored At Work - Prince Harry still has testicles. He checked. - Something about Madonna and a Pussy Riot? The whole thing sounds Read More ... The...

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Of course ‘Glee’ is covering “Call Me Maybe”

Glee is a show that features cute teenagers singing top forty songs. Carly Rae Jepsen‘s “Call Me Maybe” is a top forty song. But apparently, the fact that Gleeis covering the hit song is somehow a...

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Lindsay Lohan Made $2 Million This Year

If you’re sitting at a job you hate right now and/or having financial problems, now would be a good time to maybe read something less depressing like this third shooting in under a month or Sylvester...

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Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures Continue to Flash Smaller and Smaller Bikinis (and...

Well, hello, dearly be-lusted 50-something hot bikini mom, Rita Rusic. It's been far too long since last we saw you suntanning on Miami Beach in bikinis so tiny that women half your age would shrink...

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This Tracy Morgan Photo’s Missing Something…

No, wait, Photo Boy fixed it. Never mind. Photo: GettyRead More ... The post This Tracy Morgan Photo’s Missing Something… appeared first on Retroskank Nude Celebs.

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Amanda Bynes’ hit-and-run case continues …

In the space of a few months, Amanda Bynes has allegedly found herself in something like four hit-and-runs, as well as one instance where immediately after being charged with a DUI, she was seen...

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So Lea Michele Knows The Do Something Awards Are For Kids, Right?

The Do Something awards are awards for kids that.. do something (Journalism!), so unlike everyone else in attendance who managed to dress conservatively, Lea Michele showed up with her tits hanging...

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Madonna forgives Elton John?

The Elton John / Madonna feud has been raging for something like eight months now, which is crazy because by the eighth month, someone should have had a glass of wine thrown in their face by now. It’s...

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Snooki had a baby boy, Lorenzo!

Oh the hell with it, for once I’m not going to be all bitchy and caustic about Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Consider that my baby shower gift, as yesterday she gave birth to her six pound baby boy, Lorenzo...

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Delta Rae: Morning Comes

Hey hey! I’ve been meaning to post about this band that has swept me off my feet, I finally got a chance to write something up! A few months ago I discovered Delta Rae and quickly became a huge fan. I...

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Katy Perry is the Devil for L’Officiel of the Day

You know there is something seriously wrong with the world when girls who are built like tanks, short, thick, dumpy broken down tanks, like Katy Perry can pretend to be fashion models, all because they...

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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures for a Bit of Veteran Saucy Pool Drop

Jennifer Lopez is not shy about showing off her body, another reason to completely dig the 40-something MILFtastic entertainer and former American Idol host (who isn't a former American Idol host at...

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